sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

(Source: gratatouille, via dirty-dopee)

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

(via ithinkweshouldkiss)

iguanabones:

the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be

(Source: iguanamouth, via cookiedinosaur96)

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

(Source: kawaii-yaois, via cookiedinosaur96)

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September 23.

266. Think of five things that are usually endearing or touching.

  1. Holding hands.
  2. Forehead kisses.
  3. Spooning.
  4. Making food for each other.
  5. Firework shows exposing your love that burns with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.

australiansanta:

pokemontrainermillie:

australiansanta:

pokemontrainermillie:

australiansanta:

thank god they found jack the ripper finally they can put that horrible man in jail

I’m pretty sure he’s dead mate.

yep i agree, he’s dead meat once he gets in jail

…Are you being serious? ARE. YOU. FUCKING. SERIOUS~? 

yep and i hope he gets a life sentence

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rneerkat:

dont EVER call ur date honey in front of bees, they do NOT understand the concept of nicknames and will viciously attack your girlfriend in hope of getting back what was taken from them

(Source: rneerkat, via censers)

outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

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outerspacecake:

I’m going to be laughing about this for ages

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